I Admit That I Am Powerless Over Smushing And My Life Has Become Unmanageable.

I was walking to my car yesterday, and I stepped on a blue M&M. I did it intentionally. I wanted to see it smush chocolate. And as I watched myself do this…I have an inner surveillance camera watching my every move…I started to laugh. Here’s why. Who thinks about these things? Would anyone else actually walk down the street and intentionally obliterate a blue M&M?

I’m sure that my inner life is not that much different from other peoples’ but…I repeat this with all sincerity…who thinks about these things?

Do you laughable thoughts or am I the only one?

(Note to self: must Google “M&M smusher” to see what comes up.)